Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoRudy Giuliani’s lawyer tells court awarding millions of dollars in damages would be like ‘death penalty’ for his client – as it happenedwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1377arrow-down17
arrow-up1370arrow-down1external-linkRudy Giuliani’s lawyer tells court awarding millions of dollars in damages would be like ‘death penalty’ for his client – as it happenedwww.theguardian.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square80fedilink
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up74arrow-down4·11 months agoThe dildo of consequences is approaching rapidly, and he’s fresh out of lube.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down3·edit-211 months agogotta be careful. even a back-pat can kill him, you know. (also… be extra mindful of safe sex. fucking this guy is how you catch all the STDs… and some new and interesting ones.)
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·11 months agoOnly his family members have to worry about STDs from him.
minus-squarecorrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down7·11 months agois this a rape allegory
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down3·11 months agoIt’s at best an analogy. (get it? analogy?)
minus-squareimPastaSyndrome@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down7·11 months agoYeah it’s a gross one that people find hilarious
minus-squareDestraight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down6·11 months agoYeah the joke isn’t funny to me either. Rape is not funny at all
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down3·11 months agoWatch ‘The Life of Brian.’ If people can find something to laugh at in a crucifixion then anything is funny.
The dildo of consequences is approaching rapidly, and he’s fresh out of lube.
gotta be careful. even a back-pat can kill him, you know.
(also… be extra mindful of safe sex. fucking this guy is how you catch all the STDs… and some new and interesting ones.)
Only his family members have to worry about STDs from him.
is this a rape allegory
It’s at best an analogy.
(get it? analogy?)
Yeah it’s a gross one that people find hilarious
Yeah the joke isn’t funny to me either. Rape is not funny at all
Watch ‘The Life of Brian.’ If people can find something to laugh at in a crucifixion then anything is funny.
TDOC. FTW!