He who writes on bathroom walls, rolls his shit in little balls. Those who read his words of wit, eat the little balls of shit.
Paracetamol
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
Don’t eat suppository this time
None can read. What I’ve written.
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
“WAKE UP! You’re in a simulation!”
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
You skipped that apple again.
Stick it in her pooper!
“Don’t believe everything you read”
