I watched ABC FAKE NEWS this morning, both lightweight reporter Jonathan Carl’s(K?) ridiculous and biased interview of Tom Cotton (who was fantastic!), and their so-called Panel of Trump Haters, and I ask, why would I do the Debate against Kamala Harris on that network?

Who’s surprised he’s trying to chicken out?

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    Keep the two podiums and put a wax figure of Trump in a chicken suit behind the other one. Put the camera on it with dead air for a few seconds every time it’s his turn to speak.

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      Use cheap, low density wax and it’ll slowly melt under the studio lights over to course of the program, which would be hilarious.

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      The chicken suit is too on the nose. And a cardboard cutout is probably way cheaper than a wax statue.

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        There’s no such thing as “too” on the nose when it comes to needling Trump and his gaggle of dipshits.

        I agree with the cardboard cutout part, though: half-assed shoddiness represents him more authentically and he deserves no better.

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          Have someone run in half way through to spray orange spray paint on the cardboard face, call it a touch up.

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      Ice sculpture so as the night progresses the sculpture gets sadder looking.