• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    That’s what we’ve got that new flying ginsu munition for!

    All the precision bombs lack with infinitely more agony for the unfortunate target of basically being slap chopped at terminal velocity.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Somebody needs to deep fake Billey Mays selling these things as the “GinsuChop.”

      “Now with AutoChop action, no need to hurt your wrist slap-chopping Nazis!”

      “….but wait, there’s more, all in the next five minutes, and get the special limited edition Hello Kitty ‘Hug Me’ nose art Free

      “And we’re not done yet!! Buy now, and you’ll receive not one, but Two GinsuChop™️ missiles. And if you add the SuperChop delux launcher kit, we’ll add another Four!”

      “All statements void where prohibited…”