Yes, I’m aware of the obvious

No. When I do something I’m not wondering if it’s against the law, I’m wondering how this affects someone else.

Thank you! Those are some very kind and validating words. 🙏

Definitely! I had such a streak of bad dates and relationships that I felt so traumatized. It made me so nervous while dating him that I was literally shaking when I felt that things weren’t going right.

Funnily enough, two years later, now I feel the opposite. I don’t really care about dating and I feel like I’d be the one detached. I just can’t be bothered with giving so much for getting nothing in return anymore.

He didn’t want to be with someone clingy but framed it as codependency, when in reality I was going through an anxious attachment phase because I didn’t want to fuck it up. My incessant worrying was to blame but his lack of empathy made it worse. In the end I think I dodged a bullet because he was a functional alcoholic.

Mom says that my great grandmother had a notorious potty mouth. Whenever she’d get up off the chair she’d yell “oh, this heavy ass of mine!” (“Ay, este culo tan pesado!”)

Damn, I would think once would be enough! Either these people are bold or the police is ineffective

Oh I understood on first read that people mysteriously disappeared there a la Sweeny Todd lol

I keep forgetting this exists

I discovered the mythical and magical power of a great mattress. One day I’ll be able to afford one, once I grow a spare kidney.

I have seen a couple of comments removed by mods that I thought were perfectly fine, so there’s that. 🤷‍♂️ I just hope it doesn’t become a regular thing.

Manipulative ones. How do people not feel dirty when lying, coercing, and threatening to get what they want?

Yeah, and I have nothing against Linux, I think it’s wonderful and I’d switch in a heartbeat if it were more convenient than Windows. But the reality is that it’s not for many of us who have tried it as our main OS

It happens lol I got someone telling me that “I just need to use the right settings!” D’oh, silly me, I always try to use the wrong settings. Nevermind the time it takes to look up & set that all up, if I only knew the right ones from birth 😆

Very nice, that’s good to hear. Thanks!

The miserable drivers for my video card and all the other little things that required hours of fiddling with to get working right. Also, how very few programs ran 100% with WINE. I went back to the simple life to get through school but I’m now eyeing Linux for the dev experience.

This was a few years ago so my smell memory is shaky, but I think it was body odor? The thing is he got up so fast and rushed to the bathroom so it may have been something else, or maybe it was from the embarrassment

Meanwhile, I was trying no to make noise while gagging the ha hardest I’ve ever gagged in my life lol

He probably hasn’t changed his sheets

That’s what I thought, but they honestly didn’t smell bad at all. I remember they were odorless which really threw me for a loop. I wonder if he had some unknown condition or shat himself while asleep or something. But I’ll never know because we stopped being friends for other reasons. *sad noises*

Buy Twitter back and ban Elmo

The body odor of a friend who got out of bed when I was crashing at his house. I wanted to throw up on the spot, it was awful. I’m not sure what it was, but it smelled like he hadn’t showered in months but he didn’t smell like that the previous day.