• SarcasticMan@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    If you eat 75 soft-boiled eggs 4 times a day and take 15 Start Packs washed down with some Tangy Tangerine 2.0 you will cure your halitosis of the scalp and it can even cure kidney beans. Remember it’s not cancer, it’s a vitamin deficiency.