13 And then a Samaritan asked the LORD, “Teacher, shall we not love our enemies and strive to bring peace and love to the world, so to bring all peoples into the Temple?”

14 And Jesus did stand up and gaze upon the Samaritan and yell, “Fuckin’ hell, it’s one of those fucking Samaritans! Kick the fucker’s ass!”

15 And thus did the people rise up and busteth his bod. And the LORD did help himself to a 40.

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