In my case I’ll say either Bloodhound Gang’s The Bad touch or Aqua’s Barbie Girl.

I mean… what the hell is “hanky panky”.

But for bonus points, I did also sing “take a walk on the wild side~” with no flying clue what “giving head” was supposed to be.

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    When I was in 3rd or 4th grade, the gym teacher would play Mambo # 5 all the time… a song about boinking a different woman every day of the week.

    Oh god, unrelated but more cringe school song memories: Assembly before high school prom introduced the football team for some reason.

    To… let the bodies hit the floor, followed by I Stand Alone, which does not make any fucking sense as football is a team sport.

    Ugh.