But a serious answer,
I wake up
Use restroom while scrolling lemmy and checking news
Brush teeth
Drink tall glass of water
Drink small glass of orange juice (~50-100ml)
Make and eat breakfast (bagel/toast and cheese/ eggs) while reading on phone
Drink coffee (prepped the night before to brew automatically when I wake up)
Get dressed and pack backpack
Bike to work
But a serious answer, I wake up Use restroom while scrolling lemmy and checking news Brush teeth Drink tall glass of water Drink small glass of orange juice (~50-100ml) Make and eat breakfast (bagel/toast and cheese/ eggs) while reading on phone Drink coffee (prepped the night before to brew automatically when I wake up) Get dressed and pack backpack Bike to work
Scrolling lemmy is definitely part of my step 1 too, while seated on my throne