“I’m whoever you want me to be, sweetheart” smoker’s cough
I like this one. It nasty.
Who who, who who. Who are you?
I woke up in a soho doorway A policeman knew my name
Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
Your name, usually.
Who’s asking?
“I’m Batman,”
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y’know?
“I’m Ronnie fucking Pickering”
Who’s that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking “venture forth”.
“Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?”
“I’m fine, thanks. Who are you?”
Hello Fine Thanks. I’m CD.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
An explanation of what I’m doing here.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
You rang?
Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
