So I have balls and yeah they’re the first thing on my body to start to smell. I can skip a shower if I’m in a hurry and I don’t smell much. That’s with working a job that’s usually physical. I was a punk kid fucking punk girls when I was younger and we didn’t bathe every day. I didn’t notice much smell then.

Now I see these ads regularly that are like hey women you stink after 12 hrs 5/10. What’s up?

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    I’m 40 years old and my balls are quite long. Different body bacteria maybe? I shower after I shit so it’s got nothing to do with wiping.

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        Yeah…tell us. Do you take your clothes off? Describe it. Like, slow. In a whisper.

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          I uh… slip my pants down and uhh.

          Nah I am very regular and it’s rare for me not to take a FULLY NAKED FULL BODY shower shortly after I shit.

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            Well “regular” is relative. And you don’t sound regular. You sound very ir -regular. In that it’s normal for you to shower after you shit. (Jk I knew what you meant).

            Why don’t you get a bidet? You’d save so much water.

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      That must be weird at work, or do you leave and come back?

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        If I have to shit at work I must be sick. I haven’t shit at work in years. I shit once a day in the morning. I eat a lot of fiber.

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          Wow. I’m envious. I shit like three-four times a day (morning after waking up, possibly after breakfast, after lunch, after dinner). And I don’t eat a lot of fiber. 😭 At least it’s a proper texture, otherwise my asshole would be in trouble.

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        😂 bro, didn’t even think about that. They probably don’t, eh.

        Edit: I meant they probably don’t poo at work. Not that they don’t work.