• Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    7 months ago

    FOX NEWS ALERT: Rotation of the earth creates HOURS LONG windows of DARKNESS that allow EVIL MIGRANTS to SMUGGLE DRUGS. Liberal CONSPIRACY called “heliocentrism” to blame.

    NEXT UP: Copernicus: Evil woke liberal who fought the catholic church and “proved” the theory that allows migrants to cross the border undetected

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      7 months ago

      Yeah but the 9-12 hours of darkness at night is different, those four minutes were completely unexpected by anyone without access to internet or common sense.

    • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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      7 months ago

      It’s Critical Centrism Theory, and they’re trying to teach it to your kids!