• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Pour concrete down the ventilation shafts before making the park. They won’t realize what’s happened until they’re too oxygen deprived to do anything except panic for a few minutes and then asphyxiate.

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      8 months ago

      How? There will be no working class down there to wipe their arsses for them, never mind dig for them.

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        8 months ago

        Doesn’t hurt to make sure. You put the soil over the wall and still have a very nice park.

        Anyway, don’t you think it’s about time we did the real-life version of The Cask of Amontillado?