Alexisonfire had the same problem. Their website was theonlybandever.com because alexisonfire.com was for the adult actress Alexis, and her pornographic content.

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Microsoft again?

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

No, there’s nothing down there, just a shirtless incel that browses Vchan all day. Scared of flashlights for some reason

Fool me once

He’s probably locked up in a vampire basement somewhere

The science is pretty clear; gun control works. Every time you repeal gun control laws, loosen restrictions, open gun stores, gun-related deaths escalate, often dramatically. States with higher gun ownership rates have higher rates of homicides caused by guns. Even a 1% reduction in gun related deaths would be the equivalent of 2,500 people per year. Kids die more often from gun-related deaths than car-related deaths.

Mass shootings also barely make up 1% of gun-related deaths, so the science behind them isn’t as well studied, but things like reducing magazine sizes shows a correlated relation in reduction of mass shootings.

(Some of the sauce)

Just a quick safety PSA, bibles are only good for protecting against Judeo-Christian demons. I always recommend keeping an oonusa for yokai, a copy of Bhagavata Purana for preths, etc

Quick, FlyingSquid. To the Bat-festival!

It is, but Sonic has been running for so long that there are multiple iterations. This particular panel seems to be from the same Sonic universe as the SatAM cartoon.

Or so I’ve heard, I swear I’ve never worn JNCO jeans.

“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”

“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”

bad cop begins routine

“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”

good cop pulls the bad cop off you

“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”

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You’d be surprised what you can accomplish when you have no choice, like surviving the wilderness when stranded, or choosing your least favourite sock when there’s no more TP.

Of course

Please make it mammary related

Asking for a friend

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Ah man I’m not gonna remember that

Looks like Pizza is gonna send out for you!