Lana… hey Lana…

DAAAANGER ZONE!!

This is mine too! My phone’s hotspot is “Get off my lawn you damn kids”.

Pussies are warm, deep, and can be quite resilient. Trump voters as a whole have a long way to go before I would bestow them with that honorable title.

Have you tried Days Gone? It had a rough launch, but it ended up being quite good, IMO. Might be worth a look.

The fee you add for DoorDash etc should not be considered a tip. Tips are given after service is rendered, and are based on the quality of service. These fees are more like a bounty. “I’ll pay $10 to the person that brings me a hamburger, dead or alive.”

I am so happy that I’m not the only one that thought Apple Jacks were vastly more profitable than I had expected.

It was on sale

We really need a bot to translate these oddball units of mass into Volkswagen Beetles like the good Lord intended. Embrace standards, ffs.

It would be ok if you figured it out. There’s dozens of us!

I don’t think I thought that all the way through.

I share my name with a former baseball catcher that is most noted for an incident at home plate where he punched a guy that probably deserved it. I rarely get called on it though, he was not that well known, and he has been retired more than a decade.

The names are both common enough that there have been a few other notables with it as well, like the cinematographer that married a fairly high profile Hollywood actress a few years back.

I thought that cars were powered by the jet propulsion coming from the exhaust pipe.

Rollerblades

Are you viewing dynamic or static content? For me, the difference is huge with games, etc but harder to tell with static images.

Masturbate, with easy cleanup

irony noun iro·​ny ˈī-rə-nē plural ironies

1 a: The use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning

I would have directed you towards Voat, but apparently it shutdown. Sort of makes sense. It billed itself as a version of Reddit without censorship at all, and was created in the wake of Reddit banning a lot of communities like fatpeoplehate, jailbait, etc. It took the somewhat predictable course of becoming hate speech and nothing else. If you want a community that allows unfettered free speech, that is the issue you will have to confront. People create content, those with anything worthwhile aren’t going to contribute to a forum that mixes their content in with trash.