no, it’s on the front

LOL. Is he going to run with Eliot Spitzer?

Too bad the dog will be watching in the wrong direction

Those penguins have been ripping us off for many years.

Is Elmo moving the servers himself again?

New Flavor: Peach Freeze

CHN is a veterinarian playing people doctor.

wE aRe AlL aMiNaLs

It couldn’t even get rid of the worm in RFK jr 's brain.

JD back from Greenland already?

Drill baby drill……. /s

Pikachu is not impressed

Can’t fire a guy just for letting a contact get sucked in. I mean, I have top security officials, paparazzi, and random people get sucked in to my contacts all of the time. I have almost everyone’s contact that ever exiisted. Hell, everytime I chat, I get responses from random people, Elon Musk and Even Donald Trump sometimes. Everyone makes mistakes.

What a terrible way to die

I’m alternating the deal. Pray I don’t alternate it any further.

— Darth Plagueonus The Stable Genius

I finally get it. They are intentionally getting measles, and therefore spots, so that they will blend in with all of the leopards. They knew Trump had a way where the leopards wouldn’t eat THEIR faces.

I have several Signal nicknames:

John Baron

Dougal McStormy

Hot4tinPoo

Nobady can tell who I am