New Flavor: Peach Freeze

CHN is a veterinarian playing people doctor.

wE aRe AlL aMiNaLs

It couldn’t even get rid of the worm in RFK jr 's brain.

JD back from Greenland already?

Drill baby drill……. /s

Pikachu is not impressed

Can’t fire a guy just for letting a contact get sucked in. I mean, I have top security officials, paparazzi, and random people get sucked in to my contacts all of the time. I have almost everyone’s contact that ever exiisted. Hell, everytime I chat, I get responses from random people, Elon Musk and Even Donald Trump sometimes. Everyone makes mistakes.

What a terrible way to die

I’m alternating the deal. Pray I don’t alternate it any further.

— Darth Plagueonus The Stable Genius

I finally get it. They are intentionally getting measles, and therefore spots, so that they will blend in with all of the leopards. They knew Trump had a way where the leopards wouldn’t eat THEIR faces.

I have several Signal nicknames:

John Baron

Dougal McStormy

Hot4tinPoo

Nobady can tell who I am

Who knew tech bros were still stuck on OS X 10.5…I figured they would use more modern operating systems

Donald Trump

🍔 🍔 🍔

Conspiracy Theory: use it as an excuse to charge the reporter under the espionage act to chill free speech of the press.

See, Donald Trump was feeding the Russians false information via a double secret Signal Chat under the guise of accidentally leakng it. He plays 18D chess.

Who needs FEMA, when you have SHARPIE

Free Speech Absolutist^TM