I love how that could be an angry mouth, a moustache, or a croissant

Anything that can freeze will work. But go for more of a cube or sphere shape so it stays frozen for longer, it pranks them harder in the end

No at all, this is just a tee her little prank

I heard of this funny trick where you put a bag of ice over the pilot light of his boiler. The boiler will put out gas until the ice melts and the pilot light comes back on.

And let’s justr say, that’s when the prank really ‘pops’ off

I think they came because the wife sounded really upset on the phone. Police do just like to turn up to things though.

Here in Australia I called emergency services one time because a woman locked her kid and her keys in her car and the police were the first to turn up. They couldn’t do anything so they just stood around until the fire brigade arrived who were the ones that could actually pick the lock to the car. It just makes you wonder why the police bothered at all.

I read an article like this years ago, I’d fine the link if search didn’t suck everywhere.

A guy had a heart attack and his wife called emergency services. Police were the first to arrive and did what police do.

This guy was in his underwear leaning against the wall and because he didn’t respond immediately to the police shouting at him they threw him to the ground and broke his back.

It looks like a CD to. Bro went and stapled his mixtape to a crab

I see Edifiers go on sale all the time here in Australia and they always get recommended. The reputation seems to be good value for and they have plenty of models to pick from

If they’re struggling to male ends meet then they aren’t wealthy, are they?

Time to move the goalposts along for what’s defined as ‘wealthy’

I don’t care. Intel promised 5nm 10ghz single core processors by this point and I still want it out of principle

This is like the master conspiracy theory. Every other conspiracy theory just turns into this one after enough time

JFK’s head just doing that is a conspiracy cooked up by the CIA to downplay their involvement in his head head doing that

I braved going on to Yahoo and it says her name is Ava Louise.

I had a project that dragged out a bit and because I was so focused on getting it done my work slipped in other areas.

I have a ‘position description’ meeting with HR on Monday about ‘a new direction the business is going in’ so I’m probably going to get the axe

Salesforce Marketing Cloud.

It was bad at my old job but I thought I figured out a good workflow. Then I switched to my current role thinking they would use it better, it’s just introduced new problems for me.

There’s all the regular jank of Marketing Cloud that comes from a bunch of poorly integrated acquisitions. But the worst part for me is trying to pass data from Marketing Cloud to Salesforce.

Data just doesn’t go through if it doesn’t match perfectly. And neither program tells you because it’s between systems.

You can fulfil all of Marketing Cloud’s requirements, but nothing will happen if things don’t match up on the Salesforce end.

Testing a recent campaign was so stressful I’ve updated my resume and jumped back on the job sites

I’ll advocate for the steelcase leap as well. Got that as my office chair a bit over a year ago and has been great