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Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Gray
Professional circus performer by night, master code monkey by day
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 Shades of Gray
I know some other Republican sycophant will fill the vacuum, but please don’t tempt me with a good time. I want to live long enough to throw an obituary party.
Optimists are delusional
Only that he isn’t president, but you bet your ass he will do just that the moment he’s back in office
He can just pardon all of them, and his discussions can’t even be questioned in court now. Hell, bribery is legal now too.
Never underestimate establishment Democrats’ ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
So you think SCROTUS gives a single fuck? They start with a ruling first then work backwards to justify it.
His team are pushing for Israel to use nukes
This definitely sounds like OP might be sensitive to something in the tea
“What would you do if you found out that I was gone?”, “What would you do if the CCTV on our street is broken by chance?”, “What would you tell my mother if I went missing?”, “If I was actually kidnapped, would you kill the guy for me?”
You know, the usual.
Are you ok? Blink twice if you’re ok
I drink both. Coffee during the day, herbal tea right before bed, other teas as I feel like it. My favorite teas are ginger and chai.
Sugar in coffee is an abomination and I will die on this hill.
That’s just the price we pay for short term profits
It depends on what you mean. America the government courting christofascism? Hell fucking no. I wish all the Republicans and neolibs in power would have a heart attack. I also wish to live long enough to read Trump’s and Alito’s obituaries. But I do love my local community too much to just abandon them. At best, I would call my relationship with America akin to Stockholm Syndrome.
I have the fire nation symbol tattooed on my arm. I’m a fire performer, so I don’t think much would change there. Post-Aang fire nation, ideally.
I’m certain someone offered them a gratuity
Comedy. Tragedy. The very very faint hope that one of them will have a heart attack on air.
Can’t wait to get $10 and six months of credit monitoring from a random settlement in 5-10 years
Your example hinges on the implication that 100 America Street (ie the Republican Party) is stable and unable to cause further harm. In reality, 100 America Street is a blazing inferno, has billionaires in white hoods tossing cans of gasoline at it, and houses tons of high explosives that will absolutely level the entire neighborhood if/when it goes off.
Ignoring 100 to piss on 102 is only going to make a bad situation much, much, much worse. And at this point in time, one can’t help but wonder whether anyone distracting from 100 America Street is doing so out of ignorance or malice.
Depends on the person. As an ace person in their 30s, it doesn’t excite me. I’d rather just snuggle.