They’re always out of Bort plates.

Ah wallet inspector

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

Yell at clouds

If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Was this him?

I see no flaw in that logic.

How oddly specific.

What so wrong about hearing elderly people talk about sex? They had sex.

Just say no

I got them all right, including the number of Representatives, which is something that Jill Stein (who is actually running for president) didn’t know.

Don’t give Trump any ideas.

Did you break both of your arms?

I still attest that to nepotism. Lousy older brother.

I doubt many of them were watching the WNBA to begin with.

Well yeah, it happened 23 years ago. It’s old news at this point.

McGarnigle from the Simpsons

Binky the Clown and The Buddy Bears from Garfield and Friends

Reptar from Rugrats

It was also in the Detective Pikachu movie.

Did he mistake his grandson for a quail?