We don’t care about the fat fux

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in fucking ruins

It will somehow just be “the democrats fault” or those pesky brown invaders. And will fire up the base to vote in another shitclown.

When Luke found Laura

He had more orange spray on than ever before. It was thick as a mask.

Yup, but they’re all we got at the moment.

an appointment to get my passport

You can’t immigrate to another country with just passport and a smile. So unless you’ve spent the last year applying for immigration visas, you’re staying for a while.

No, because he’s a symptom. Calling him a problem is self-defeating because if he goes away the problem is not solved.

Microsoft doesn’t really care about the employees politics. The problem was that the employees were actively trying to lower profits by shrinking the market

What’s GNU stand for?

Because profits drive everything

Wish they’d interviewed her months ago.

All the MAGgots are going to question the “timing“ of this.

None of their business

I think you should just be happy with what you got. There’s people with worse problems than being a needle dick.

What came first was a CEO decided he wanted a new holiday home and a 5m raise.

Assuming that American problems are world problems is just another form of American exceptionalism.

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Imagine if you lived in a country where a simple note taped to your mailbox would eliminate all junk mail.

You’ve done a mental work-through of the American fallacy of “rugged individualism” and reached the correct conclusion that it’s not doable, or best case makes for a very doubtful life.

Millions of people mistakenly base their identity on the romantic notion of the rugged man crafting and running his life with nothing but his own hands either in the current world or a post-apocalyptic one.

But the reality is that humans need by design a supportive community to exist in, similar to how fish need schools to swim in. Throughout most of our evolution we have existed in a tribal setting. Mothers would nurse any child in the tribe, grandparents would mentor everyone, meat caught by the hunters would be shared by all. It was understood that the survival of the tribe was predicated on a “democratic socialism” whereby everyone looked after each other. You can see this in play in the animal kingdom when elephants form a defensive wall around a young calf, or wildebeests encircle a newborn when lions approach. They are saying “our tribe will only succeed if we give the least among us a fighting chance, and we are only as successful as the least among us.”

In the modern world many have internally redefined the tribal concept to mean a “tribe of one.” But this attitude wont work. Four million years of evolution can’t be waved away. You will not manufacture your own contact lenses. If you want to survive the apocalypse listen to what your intuition is telling you: you can’t do it alone. Yes, stockpile canned food if you wish. But more importantly, make connections, plan it to be a group effort.

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.