Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement

Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.

Ah yes, car E driven by Leeeerrroooooyyyy Jenkins

I love Facebook math.

Texas?

The AI ate my homework.

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

And yet they’re bigger, fly higher and faster, and have longer range than his 757.

Your sandals are here. Fight me, human.

Many moons ago I was getting my W2K certs. I dropped a vanilla box into my home lab, installed W2K server, connected it to my LAN, and left to take leak and get a cup of coffee. By the time I got back 10 minutes later, some enterprising soul had installed SQLServer and Exchange 5.5 over the Internet in preparation for fuck knows what. I burped, farted, and disconnected my router. Then I sat down to reconsider my career choice.

Everyone in the call center, hundreds and hundreds of people, despises you.

I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

Have the banned buzkashi yet?

Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks. </shitpost>

Librarians are pretty chill, unless you’re a loud talker hehe

Jesus saves, Satan invests.

“Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot.” Emrys Freud, Sigmund’s duller brother.

Ah yes, good old dependency.

You’re the real MVB