I feel like this has been posted the very second I clicked “send email”.
Ladies and gentlemen,
We found him.
The Chinese Florida man.
That’s the secret, you don’t. It is physically impossible to sleep like that. But you can ACT like you’re sleeping so the hyper communicative elder next to you stops talking to you.
Like someone already said: Good pair of earbuds do wonders. Get the noice cancelling ones and you’re good to go.
Noisy kids (or noisy people in general) will continue to exist and as long as you use planes or public transport you have to deal with them.
Shoutout to every jackass who FaceTimes in a train.
You are trying to make sense of something that doesn’t make sense at all. Racists will lie and make shit up just to be racist.
Don’t think about it too much.
This is the right answer.
Returned from a 3 week tour through Scotland and its islands with my GF couple of days ago. We’re gonna do jack shit. We camp on the couch tonight, eat and get drunk.
Space Exploration was just too big for me. I tried twice and only got to the halfway point…I think.
Anyway, I gave up and am eagerly waiting for Space Age.
Even if they can figure it out, the police just doesn’t give a fuck about stuff like this. They don’t take death threats or even stalking seriously. As long as you don’t have the money the chances of getting actual help is next to none.
This is not a US only thing. Couple of European countries have this kind of troglodyte police officers too.
Well, someone did a wet doodoo while speaking to the nation.
I am waiting for his fans go “BUT ITS ONLY THE PERSONAAAAAAA”.
Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.
Had to scroll way too long to find the right answer.
Reverse image search gives me a Spotless starling.
But if it is a new species I call dibs on naming it: Grumpy featherfluffle.
Well, he stabbed his mother to death, burned her body and (seemingly) tried to commit suicide.
I think it’s not that far fetched to assume he has mental issues.
Nah. Not enough sex questions.
The factory must grow.
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Honourable mentions:
WTF?!