And if we can’t trust Weird AL for advice, then who can we trust?

I recommend eating a lot of cheese and absolutely NO fiber. Not sure if it will make you sweat less, but I’m pretty sure if I ate only cheese for 3 days, it wouldn’t be too hard to wait till the end of it to poop. In fact, I may need some help at that point… maybe you should eat some fiber like a couple hours before you do plan on trying to poop, and also drink lots of water at that point, too. I personally find cheese very “helpful” in getting myself constipated, and fiber + water to be a great way to smoothen the pooping process.

Is the bus purple now or something?

You know, my favorite thing about Lemmy showing both upvotes and downvotes is that not only do we see that a lot of people disagree with you, but more specifically that, since you’re the only one upvoting yourself, literally everyone else can tell that you’re wrong.

You know it’s not that hard to just admit that you were wrong. It was an easy mistake to make, so just admit it and move on. Realize that you can learn and improve. Doubling down just to make yourself seem more like an idiot is never the answer. Everyone is capable of being stupid and making mistakes, but it’s the real idiots who are incapable of learning from them.

usegrammar

Ah, so I see English isn’t your first language?

You have to set it up like this, where you do [link name](actual url) in [] and () next to each other just like that. Obviously, you can make the link name whatever you want, it’s just the url that matters.

If I just directly type [[email protected]](https://lemmy.world/c/[email protected]), I get:

[email protected]

Testing comment edits.

Edit 1: <1 minute?

Edit 2: Ah ok, so it shows edits immediately, unlike the 3 minute window reddit gives you. Good to know.