I heard it was his hog

Ungrateful peasants. If you simply use remarkable deals like this one to save $0.01 USD roughly 100 million times, you could be a millionaire. It’s called the economy, try it sometime.

Maybe he’ll take a trip to New York soon

Trump would certainly never abuse his power for personal political gain, that’s very true, as long as we ignore * squints at phone * all of the evidence

I always remember because Jonathan has an American accent and Christopher has a British one which I always found super interesting for some reason, due to where they were each primarily raised/attended school

Jonathan is actually Christopher Nolan’s brother

+5 clones of the rapper Ma$e

it’s like the Lojban of timekeeping.

Huh, TIL about Lojban .

I just read your blog post and found it very interesting. I have to ask, practically speaking, doesn’t it just create more work for you having to keep track of the time and date in multiple formats simultaneously? When people give you information using standard time and date keeping metrics, do you just translate it into your system mentally? I’m curious how this system works for you practically on a day to day basis.

Viruses can make human beings sick. This is dangerous for the human as it can result in them being sick. I hope this helps.

Senator to Valve: what’s with the kid in my Black Ops lobby saying he had relations with my mom? I don’t think he did, did he?

What danger?

I think this is what they were referring to:

CDC confirms H5N1 Bird Flu Infection in a Child in California

Fine, I’ll fuckin do it

Still a solid answer, though, even not understanding the assignment.

Dude just wants to see his parents smash

What if you went back and the dinosaurs all just spoke perfectly understandable English but with a British accent? Nobody would ever believe you when you came back since “all of the science” suggests that dinosaurs didn’t speak modern English with British accents.

The senate:

🔘 Will allow this

⚪️ Will not

Oh wow, thank you!

So far the only changes we’ve seen are he drinks mt dew exclusively and won’t stop talking about my mom

Thank you!