Mayor Poopington

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

I would so pay extra to sit in the machine gun turret

Yes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv

I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

Sometimes I need food fast

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Menards are stuck to methighs

Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.

Scissors really revolutionized clothing when everyone realized they didn’t have to wear the whole sheep

Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.

Can I have some? Im pretty good at the environment

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Welcome to Costco, I love you

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.