Truly a post apocalyptic company

E-sports should be hyphenated, or at the very least stylized as eSports.

To be fair, Tesla autopilot does a decent job killing people in civilian applications so this feels like a natural move.

How can a shark even do cocaine without a blowhole?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetening_(show_business) gives a quick rundown.

In television, sweetening refers to the use of a laugh track in addition to a live studio audience. The laugh track is used to “enhance” the laughter for television audiences, sometimes in cases where a joke or scene intended to be funny does not draw the expected response, and sometimes to avoid awkward sound edits when a scene is shortened or more than one take is used in editing.

Here you go

Dude’s out here trying to become Genghis Con with all these kids

Maybe she’s from Canada and is just being polite.

The seagulls, they attack!!

Hmm, not sure if there are.

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Really though it was likely a cell phone in her hand to begin with.

Well, their goose is cooked

How’d you get your balls in a twist?

I’ve always just used https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ for official data and https://www.windy.com/ to check out stuff like pressure and wind speed