Naww look at the little lid trying to flip that bottle over, so cute.

Or a twitch streamer who designed his look off of the weird pedo dude down at the Batting cages.

When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.

She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.

I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!

That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.

@[email protected] is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.

Do they offer season passes?

Making sure your fruit and veg is washed, half the time we’ve dropped it on the dirty floor and just do a quick dust off.

If you’re not fully washing your fresh produce when you get home, do it from now on, people are fucking disgusting and will sneeze in their hands meer seconds before picking up, handling and then putting back the stuff on the shelf, contaminating the rest.

I know thats you Sean, trying to get out of interviewing crappy celebs?

Season 13 was cool, the writing team all did acid together before writing the season, some really introspective episodes.

Wait you’re not made of genocide money?

Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.

Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!

Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?

Time.

You can walk into a cave right now, no training at all, not even a tiktok tutorial, you can buy anything online with absolutely no training on how to use it and freely use it at your own will.

So If we want to say " hey that dick head is doing something really stupid… Again… Maybe we should just leave him out there, because thats where the dumbass obviously wants to be" thats all cool as well, we’re just untrained dumbasses typing.

Being seduced by sirens of course.

Nowhere near as fun as you’d think.

Not enough ass, too much shit.

Nah that’s their ghost commenting.

You can still see who liked your post.

So someone just needs to make an account that says edgy things, then screen shot the list.

Awesome, I was looking for something to wind down with after today’s shitty ass day at work.