So what? We’re going to keep getting it, same as with other viruses. Imagine people making this kind of post every time they sneezed.

And before someone calls me an anti-vaxxer, I’m not. We got the vaccine, now let’s get over it and stop obsessing

You could try out this crazy new thing called reading the article

False, just go to old.reddit.com.

Such horrible people, fighting back against senseless DRM

Exactly this. The goal of requiring explicit cookie consent/refusal is admirable, but the implementation of cookie banners is both useless and terrible. We already have a way to communicate to websites whether we’re alright with cookies or not, they’re called HTTP headers.

Huh, I thought only pedos and terrorists needed encryption? /s

We were hoping for a new Tesla and instead got yet another Edison.

Check journal, you should see either an error or a wakeup reason

Idk, mine can. https://docs.qmk.fm/#/feature_unicode

Most modern OSes feature emoji pickers though

Yeah, that’s the error you get when trying to run an x86 program on ARM or vice versa

“Yeah this update is going to make your phones slower” is not something any smartphone producer would ever say. The difference might be negligible, but less power = less performance.

No one with half a brain would assume the FTC actually said that. OP’s title is verbatim from the article, as it should be.