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This could be us but you playing

See you space cowboy!

It’s comments like this that speak to the 80% figure being accurate.

says the elephantium in the room.

Look man, I don’t make the rules. You know you need to keep responding, even if it skews space-time. As to your question of “how”: I use a lemmy client known as liftoff, sending my bits over wifi first and then to a device known as a “switch” when the gets routed to a device known as a “router”. The router uses something called “Network Address Transversal” which allows bits to leave 1 router hosting multiple devices, travel through the internet, take a giant steaming dump (known as a tcpdump) over on a lemmy server where it then comes back and (using Network Address Transversal) slides its way back onto my device moans where I the read the text, churn a few brain cycles and eventually finish typing one of the longest run-on sentences known to man.

Do you know the difference between reading a shirt and staring at someone’s body? Do you think the person who wears this shirt understands the difference?

Do you think people who wear shirts with lots of words will get upset if someone reads their shirt with lots of words?

Do you think the people who wear these shirts use it an example to try to shame people when they try to read the shirt?

If the message in the meme weren’t on a shirt, would you have made a comment about it? What would that comment be?

Would any of this be different if the genders were reversed? Why?

Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”

People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know… it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just … women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it… (continues for another 7 pages)

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Sure buddy.

Just keeping the replies on your level so you are able to keep up with me.

If you’re too dumb to understand that misogynistic statements are misogynistic, you don’t really have any right trying to convince others that they are under the influence of drugs.

You’re very bad at arguing.

Why are you so familiar?

Dipshit, you really must stop with the misogyny.

k. brb going to diddle my laptop

It may be bigger

because haiku is so small

refridgerator

Then stop commenting, dude lol

“Bragging”

You guys ever go online and see articles that say “__ minute read”? know how they say “__ minute read” and not “__ second read”?

That’s the joke. Besides you, of course.

You do understand that at the top of this comment chain is you complaining that it’s soo hard to read all of this text. Have you given it a shot yet?

Try it, I think you’ll find it’s a lot faster to read than 1 minute.

I am honest and self-report. The only fishing I do is for other dipshits, and it looks like I caught one!

Yeah if downvotes are any indication, I’ve angered the chuds.

That’s good. They shouldn’t be happy.