You know you’re getting old when you think, “That’s a decent looking ladle.”

Birds inherit the Earth.

or cohabit as informal spouses.

So, just straight-up pedophilia!

Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.

A 13-year-old with autism was arrested after his autism sparked fear.

Can’t afford anymore slamming in this economy.

They can have a little aid, as a treat.

I like to invoke the old magic of installing from a disc.

Oh, well, if the Kremlin says it’s not true…

The Japanese Conservative Party has almost no power. They are considered extremists. They really are just a bunch of loony toons that get almost no press coverage outside of bullshit like this.

The ruling Liberal Party is the non-extremist conservative party. (The irony is not lost on me.)

Damn, you just made me realize that I haven’t seen any old men with seven phones bolted to the handlebar of their bicycle cruising around and randomly stopping.

COVID executed Pokemon Go. Replaced it with Animal Crossing.

“Yep, it’s broken.”

I could feel that operative’s handler inching closer as the conversation progressed.

They’re allowed to use the approved greetings:

“Blessed be the fruit.” and “Under his eyes.”

“Be peace, not win.”

The letters correspond to the physical connector. The rectangle one everyone knows is A, B is the square connector usually used with printers and other accessories. C is a small, oval connector, and the first one that can be plugged in “upside down” because it’s symmetrical.

C is now common on phones and tablets and other smaller devices. If the connector is ovalish but even smaller and weirdly shaped, that’s one of the mini/micro USB variants and you need to find the right cable to match.

(If you have a USB C cable and i won’t fit into the oval connector because it’s too big, that’s Lightning made by Apple before C existed and is only found on their devices. You have to get a cable with Lightning on at least one end.)

His tombstone had better say “Goodbye.”

Imagine being such a legendary part of computing history just because you recorded a few voice lines for some upstart that sold internet access by the hour.

There is a user setting that delists communities you’ve subscribed to from All, so that you get different posts in your All and Home feeds.

“The roads must roll!”

Someone in Japan is a Heinlein fan.