I’m not particularly excited. Giant waste of money to appease a known corrupt organization, that negatively impacts locals (displacing them for temporary construction that is generally not built to last and falls apart within a couple years).

If they just designated a single spot to hold the Olympics every time (different spot for winter/summer) I wouldn’t have as much of a problem with it.

There are bigger priorities in the world, bread and circuses don’t hold much sway right now. I do feel for the athletes who train for it, but it is frankly not the apocalypse if they don’t know who is better at a given sport.

I mean, it’d be funny if DeSantis got pissy about not being the GOP presidential candidate and tried to tank trump in “revenge”

I’m kinda shocked she made it this far tbh.

Haven’t needed it in a while, but a wifi analyzer to identify which band(s) are least crowded

It’s weird to me (and I feel old for saying it) but the warnings were already there for the internet. The biggest thing taught about it that I learned in like, 2nd grade, was

1. Not everything on the internet is true

And

2. Anything you put on the internet is there forever.

It feels like there’s a distinct lack of education on how to interact with the internet since I wanna say 2010-2015 ish. The warning labels were removed, and the internet has only gotten more insidious since.

Honestly doesn’t even need to be walking. You could absolutely Weekend at Bernies him in a very obvious way and I’d still prefer him over trump

It’s crazy to me that fireworks can even be shipped to California, let alone actually used in-state, with how many wildfires they’ve caused. I genuinely would not trust people with them at this point

And i don’t mean “mailed” or “trucked”, I mean “turn that ship north and go the long way fuckers, not in this port” shipped.

I’ve seen some exceptionally stupid people roll coal while going out the gate at a military base, it’s absurd.

You’ll huff those paint fumes and ENJOY IT, damn it!! /s

I’m kinda into the “cruel and unusual” punishment of giving them their own medicine, literally. Make them drooling messes of human beings and put them on display.

Bogging down federal courts is a benefit to conservatives. It means their shitty laws can continue to take effect for longer while they wait for the court to get to them.

Texas state government attempts to annex Mexico out of nowhere, fails miserably, and is subsequently taken back by mexico.

Canada makes an over-land/ice/ocean bridge and invades Russia with cavalry.

Somehow, Palpatine returns.

What? The thing that literally everyone warned about in regards to requiring ID verification happened!?! WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?!

And South Korea and sometimes Taiwan.

Hell yeah, a medical bill! Fuckin’ love throwing excessive amounts of money at basic human needs.

I’m planning to get myself new tires when my birthday comes later this year 🙃

Reminder that “military contractor” ranges from mercenaries, to tech support, to janitorial staff.

It’s probably maintenance techs, could be mercenaries though.

Don’t get me wrong, she would have absolutely been a competent president; but her campaign was so godawful, self-sabotaging, and unpopular that she actively encouraged trump to run and enabled him to win. Her decisions and opinions are an active detriment to the party she participates in, and she lacks the self awareness to recognize that.

Iron collar with a chain link for every corporate sponsor for each.

Hillary Clinton is roughly the political equivalent of a grandparent who flunked out of high-school and never had a job giving the “firm handshake” advice about getting a job. It was cute in a naive sort of way the first couple times, now it just pisses you off.

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