Between grocery prices and 12 different streaming services who keep upping their prices, we’re getting gouged on the bread and circuses too.

He’s in a hoodie, take him out!

Agreed, but they’ll inevitably fuck those up too.

Hey, that geiser was three times over the legal limit. It was hot acid and whiskey.

That’s quite the reach. It certainly could have been the McDonald’s propaganda of whose details I was fully aware, but it was more likely the “My Mac and cheese took too long to cook” suit, the “Texas Pete isn’t even made in Texas” suit, the infamous “$54 million because my dry cleaner lost my pants” suit, or any of a litigious litany of loonies trying to sue for exorbitant sums of money over minor inconveniences.

Space junk comes through your roof and you want the damages repaired? Cool. McDonald’s not included.

I hate frivolous lawsuits as much as anyone, but this seems very reasonable. Fix my stuff and let me keep the piece and we’re cool.

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }

Aside from a back alley, where do you find a doctor to perform this?

Yeah, you guys try making 20-30 xitposts a day. He deserves pay that is best expressed in scientific notation.

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