Get an annoyatron and put it in the ceiling above their desk.

What is an annoyatron, you may ask? It’s a tiny little device that beeps or chirps. That’s it. But it beeps at random several minute intervals like a dying smoke detector over it’s battery’s lifetime. Which can last over 3 years…

I read once that a good thing to do was to physically mail a low denomination check to the campaign. All because the work and effort to record and deposit the funds was so labor intensive by an actual person.

Not new indeed. Kinda reminds me of old Nextel phones that you would put a little LED on the antenna and it would blink from the EMI when sending and receiving data.

If the fine is less than the amount of donations received, then it just becomes just another cost of doing business.

Or charge/jump the 12V battery without having to remove the body panels.

So… Let me get this straight… The satellites burning up are essentially creating aluminum chemtrails that my mother-in-law keeps going on about?

It’s not VR… But there is always Dance Dance Revolution.

Yeah, but they end up getting a bailout from a rich unknown benefactor.

If I were to harbor a guess, that movie you watched was Stand By Me. The leech scene as a kid freaked me out too.

No annoying back stories or sob stories either! Reminds me of the OG Ninja Warrior.

I don’t know… Most firefighters I’ve met were decent. And you don’t hear many songs titled “fuck the fire department”.

GoRuck backpacks. I bought mine a decade ago and it still has impeccable quality.

A 1930s era Sunkist Juicer. That thing is still chooching along and just juiced enough key limes for two pies last night.

Never knew that existed. What a discrace.

As a percussion instructor, it makes me happy that you are investing in your child’s talent by getting them lessons!

Wasn’t that in Detroit where they threw it in the kid’s crib? And also while being filmed for a reality TV show? Edit: I was a little wrong on the details, in fact, she was flashbanged first and then shot. Wiki

Except for Detroit. That’s because putting in light rail down the middle of the highway that could support it between the airport and Detroit city proper would actually make sense and we don’t like that around here. Also, the Motor City hates bus services. Am I salty? Perhaps.

Detroit has Belle Isle which was designed by the same guy who did Central Park.

At a minimum, the number of judges should at least match the number of federal districts we have

“Bat-ter-i-zees” from True Lies