This man clearly has a neck. Fail
This man clearly has a neck. Fail
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Woah. Easy, fella
Well duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
His given name is Carlos Banana
Based on my recent failings: apparently hitting a little white ball into a hole.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.
How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?
Austin used to have Leslie. He was frequently seen riding around Town Lake on his bike, sporting naught but his hot pants or brightly colored thong. RIP
Imagine going from one of America’s heros after 9/11 to absolutely tanking your reputation and financial well being for the Cheeto in Chief
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?