If I had to attend events off the clock, my union president would eat nails and spit rust.

My wife loves a Cosmo.

As they got more and more out there on pre-MAGA conservative media, the unhinged hits just kept on coming. But probably the most unhinged was their belief that “90 percent of Black males are in a gang.” Sad.

This stinks like Taco Donald’s Depends®

I recommend not traveling here. If you must, stick to greater urban areas and national parks. Stay out of the interior! Rural and outlying exurban areas could be dangerous for anyone who doesn’t appear to be white, English-speaking (but not too educated), and completely conforming to conservative values.

The taco truck in this case is one of Elmo’s ugly ass electric dumpsters.

I have. They didn’t taste like much.

Jeffrey Wright. Just one good performance after another.

Mar-a-TACO

We’d never get a ban here in the states. How else would preachers and Republican congressmen get a date?

Everybody’s holy book says everyone else’s holy book is ballocks. I submit to you that this provides excellent anecdotal evidence that all of them are ballocks.

I likes me a good Sidecar.

I’m in California. If you feel the need for a defensive weapon, the most you can get away with is a plain, wooden cane from a drugstore. Even then, if a cop thinks you don’t need that cane, you’ll get the shit beat out of you and the stick taken away.

Ask me how I know.

In the states anyway, our sense of community has almost vanished. Rather than concerning ourselves with improving society, we have become a nation of de facto sovereign citizens, all of us competing with everyone else.

Even common courtesy has gone down the shitter. On the roads, at retail establishments, everything is a fight. Shove your way past everyone or you’re weak.

You think this wasn’t part of the plan? Crash the economy, then use the bad economy as a rationale to impose deep austerity and privatization.

Plus, it’s easier to commit atrocities against your citizens when the free world can’t see. Wealthy Russians and Saudis will still visit.

Zucky needs your image so he can share with with Homeland, in case you visit too many liberal pages.

My cats.

They made me say that.

Who doesn’t want to live in a libertarian company city where the police work for the boss?

"As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

“Welcome to the Corporation.”

This is a test case. There are some deep Christofascist pockets behind her.