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Surprisingly he ought to be asleep for the summer but he’s still awake. He’s 3, the youngest of my scaly boys. His name is Tofu and I love how lazy he is
Gay, trans, satanist, willing to fight God, lizard father
Surprisingly he ought to be asleep for the summer but he’s still awake. He’s 3, the youngest of my scaly boys. His name is Tofu and I love how lazy he is
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You’re right; the cops cured his bipolar disorder /s
WHERE’S MY TIGTONE YOU BASTARDS
Oof in that same vein, we could use a Samuel Vimes sort wandering around dispensing justice…
The Azumanga Daioh soundtrack is my personal favorite!
Staying perfectly still?
Believe it or not this is loitering, or illegal standing.
Hellfire missile.
Wrong.
Hellfire missile. Instantly.
Cheaper (in the US) and sweeter. Better fruit easily
This seems less snipy than my plan. Can they at least be armed?
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again; strip the army and arm the FDA. Lead in your cinnamon pills? Sniped.
No quarter.
…. They rise arse up, arse up, arse up…
Bless you, sir; I’ll have my finest Lilacs on.
Fellow Sam!! There are dozens of us! (That’s right, named after my Lad, Sir Sam)
Get yourself a Breakfast Pint; you’ve earned it!
It’s also really fun and groovy 🍄
Is that not what it’s called???
I can’t believe we’re doing Brain Chips and not Robot Arms or Gundam smh what a dumb nerd
Simply the only solution