I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a centrifuge
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do they… they torture them with a rubber horse…?
ETA: Goddammit it says rubber hose
Dude, I’m literally just saying it’s wrong to generalize an entire people as a “cancer.” If you seriously can’t see the reason in that, I honestly don’t know what else to say.
I’m not pro-Russia by any means but this is some extremely troubling rhetoric
I would imagine it’s at gunpoint, figuratively or literally.
“This thing seems to be true.”
“Actually, this thing doesn’t seem to be true, and here’s why.”
“So you don’t want this thing to be true, then??”
Maybe now you can see how ridiculous you sound here.
He’s definitely stretching something
Man I’d love to know how to break into the pro circuit of watching porn at work
Who doesn’t like going to see a circus?
You could make it run git pop
until it clears the whole stash
If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was “rebooting the computer” I’d be depressingly wealthy.