To be fair, my workplace is full of people that socialize 75% of the workday and constantly reply with “I’ll get around to it as soon as I can.”

…and then don’t.

And then I have to scramble to do their job when the task suddenly becomes more short-fused.

Thank gods I retire in a year.

I could be the bigger person and remind them about it, but it’s not my job to babysit peers and/or supervisors.

Piss-poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine.

Definitely the main reason I wanted a house: no restrictions on mounting things to walls.

Seriously underutilized space.

How do you beyond a shadow of a doubt know that it’s not broken?