Kubernetes: I will ruin your fucking life
Kubernetes: I will ruin your fucking life
When I used to try and ask AI for help, most of the time it would just give me fake command combinations or reference some made-up documentation
“We’ve investigated ourselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing”
And not a single one of us can or will do anything about it.
Microsoft Data Theft as a Service
GERIATRIC FIGHT NIGHT
Spoken like a true capitalist!
What a beautiful thing
When you download something without permission, you’re a criminal
When MicroShit does it, it’s a feature
Wow! Tell me more!
A caring steward of the motorway. You should take comfort knowing that you share the road with such upstanding citizens!
Vacations paid for by dark money which the justices won’t report
I’ll take “big red flags” for $1000
…you guys destress?
No you idiot, Tony Paddy Cakes, the bakers man. That Irish piece of shit’s gotta go. He’s been making too much dough, on our turf.
Look, I want yous guys to go put the icing on Tony Cakes
Comrade, this is bad idea. Kaspersky is nice! Get rid of viruses, replace with friendly Russian rootkit. Is no problem!
The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”
Forget about Windows
FTFY
Nightmares are dreams.