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Who the hell’s Tom Brady? Is that the MySpace guy?

I bought a thermos years ago and showed it to my mate at work.

He asked what it was and I said it could keep cold things cold or hot things hot

Lo and behold, he came in next day and he’d bought one too!

I asked him what he had in it and he said “Two cups of tea and a choc ice”

It seems they’ve had millions of the packaging, and are running it out.

Look at the gap between the wrap and the edge of the pack

I’m just wondering, is it common to have that big a gap under your doors where you are?

I’d stub my toe on that, fuck me 😂

I started reading the article to find out how someone could be an indigenous immigrant but just got more confused

I started learning Kontakt 7

The 9 days will just fly by, and you might be able to map a couple of keys by then lol

She thought ray tracing was anti-wrinkle treatment

You have gold eggs?

cheap like soap

Soap in the supermarket €1, same soap on Amashit €3.99 with free delivery

Ah désolé, je n’ai pas réalisé !

Fucksake you two, octopii wear wellies

Modern, polite societies - “Never bring up politics or religion in conversation, as you will never, ever change someone’s mind about those two subjects, and it’s both ignorant and arrogant to think you can”

Americans - “Hold my high fructose corn syrup!”

Negatives - only 128gb storage

WTF who writes this shite?

Lucky bastard, kids shoes are tax free!

I know this cos my wife has got 34 feet too and is delighted every time she finds a bargain

I think in most countries this would be classed as confectionery and taxed more lol

Literally every comment section is an American politics community

Even if it’s a comm about ducks wearing hats, somecunt would mention maga

Find a metal saucer to sit them in, drill some big holes around the bottom edge, then a bigger hole in the top

Even better if you could turn them upside down and do this

Ta-da! Mini chicken feeder

I mean, the clue was in the picture

Yeah banning handguns didn’t work at all for us fucksake, even the ducks are packing now

Wow only 70 years ago