You know what will totally fuck you up but is totally legal to own and grow and use? Salvia divinorum.
Salvia is fucking wild. I do not recommend it unless you want to lose your mind for ~10 minutes or so. Like, from sober to “holy shit I’m on the wheel of fortune right now” in an instant.
Hell yes. Installed bidets last time this nonsense happened and I will never go back.
Anyone not enjoying the luxury of a bidet doesn’t know what they’re missing.