ha! that shit is too good to edit
ha! that shit is too good to edit
women do tend to live longer than men, so maybe we could see a 91 year-old AOC on the ballet in 2080…
I promise there’s no scoffing here! I love my analog bidet, and am always on the lookout for an upgrade, if the price is right. Especially if it can be fitted to a standard american toilet.
Happily taking recommendations, if you have any. The features you listed sound refreshing, relaxing, and somewhat intimidating. Which, to be clear, I’m into.
what’s on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?
invincible
it’s very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over
we have always been at war with Eurasia!
Somebody gained a job programming and servicing that mow-bot; maybe even a whole team. Maybe the original driver wrote the path and manages it now.
I get the sentiment, and agree that there’s value in keeping labor jobs reserved for people who need them, but using automation isn’t inherently evil.
When my company moved our production operations to automatic lines and robots, they promoted everyone to machine operators, taught new skills, and paid out more. It may not be the way every company handles the change, but it can be done, and it’s a better path forward than forcing people to accept a life of hard labor.
there’s a word for that… terrorism.
also follows with their sense of extreme conservatism, religious fundamentalism, and anti-globalism/hyper nationalism
that’s a low blow, Loblaws
lousy smarch weather
I’m trying to take a more active roll in training new machines operators at my job, and it’s only because the current training manager actively does the opposite of 90% of the stuff on this list. I’m getting tired of being called in to “fix” stuff that’s just an error of bad training.
if it vibrates intentionally, it is, in fact, a “vibrator”
work in the right factory, and you may get to experience “erectors” too!
maintenance life
“the machine doesn’t work!”
“what’s the alarm code say?”
“it’s just not working!”
“what is it supposed to be doing and why did it stop?”
“I didn’t do anything, it just stopped!”
and then when it gets too hot down there, all of the snowbirds migrate out and start an insane summer spread for the rest of the continent
pretty sure the spam calls and emails to the poor saps only talk about “saving america”
then they’re free to make up whatever it is they think that means
Kate Beckinsale agreed to star in the film for scale if she would be allowed to wear her “lucky hat” during filming, and Bright agreed.[1] On her first day of filming, the producers demanded that Bright tell her to remove the hat, and Bright refused, as this was the only reason she was in the film for a low salary. Arguments between Bright and producers persisted during filming.[1]
but more importantly:
Matthew Bright conceived the film when he was 18, as “a raucous comedy about little people fucking each other”.[1]
the wiki for this movie is wild
what is this, a crossover episode?
kebab will always be my top choice, unless shawarma is also an option