Cheese mate

Fair dinkem mate. How are they gonna regulate this?

Cursed, but sexy. Worth it?

Like the ladies that can’t show their hair in public so they buy a wig, made of some other woman’s hair, to wear over their own hair.

Sounds exciting to me. Hopefully the gym patron isn’t nearsighted and is able to drive with dying.

Where the fuck are 100,000 people going? Sounds wild.

I agree but would add, find a therapist sooner to learn the coping skills sooner.

It’s like paying for an extra topping on your NY style pizza. Only those that want that topping will pay for it, not everyone else.

In countries where a having a car is considered a luxury, only those with one pay a “permission to circulate” (tax on driving) which goes to paying for road maintenance and the like. And how much you pay every year is prorated to the cost of your car. Sucks, but seems fair if you don’t have a car.

I think this congestion tax is similar, but it the same. You pay for what you use.

I think that that’s the actual draw. People think that they me be the first ones to ever see him.

A salad at >167*C is actually quite nice

I’ve been living overseas for decades and this shit never happens in other countries. Why is this a constant problem in the States?

Huh? What’s that? Anyway, happy new year buddy!

Me too. They’re funny.

Definitely use a long snorkel tube (garden hose) to keep breathing! Good luck and don’t you dare post the follow up here because that task is actually awesome 👌🏽

Edit: the garden hose must not be more than 5cm long.

Ugandas Khan keeping the birth rates mfkin high af

Sweet stockin’ stuffah’! Now you can you the rest of your electrical tape on the Wiffle Ball bat

Fucking Leahy (RIP) would’ve given Musk a run for his money.

Soon to be Red-White-Blue-land and the 52nd state because obviously they’re gonna snatch Canada on the way there. I can the Trailer Park Boys having a role in the future Trump cabinet.

No such things. These are professional/s.

This guy thermos.