“Hey Ross, when you were yelling ‘piv-AT piv-AT,’ what did you mean?”

Fuckin’ A.

I ask “why” every time I’m reminded Imagine Dragons exist, too.

Full-on mask off, now. Owner class protecting owner class, nothing to see here. These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.

Yes, it is.

I used to think it was just a movie that happened during Christmas, but it wasn’t a Christmas movie. I changed my mind when it was pointed out that the movie wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t Christmas. He was visiting his family for Christmas. It’s not a typical Christmas movie, but it is a Christmas movie.

My $.02

Add in hysterical, blood-vessel-throbbing shrieks at the person in front, and you’ve just described my mom’s driving. It’s terrifying to ride anywhere with her.

You still here? You’re not living in a DE-lux apartment in the sky yet?

Now now, I’m sure the constant screaming of the sacrifice children at the annual Pot Luck/Sacrifice Orgy had an effect, too.

And when they are they’re so stuffed full of pork that to vote for healthcare you also have to vote for having your bones ground for tomorrow’s bread.

Translation: “we didn’t think this predatory behavior would affect our bottom line, and we deeply regret that it has.”

Was that the rally cry at Uvalde, too? How anyone can rust the fucking cops after that display is beyond me.

Don’t worry. Just like every other bootlicker on the Internet, the PTB have seen their loyalty, and shall lift them on high to live out their halcyon days in Valhalla.

So, the police are sharing their behind-the-scenes “evidence” with you to achieve said scrutiny, yes? Can i see…?

Why? They have the entire media apparatus to whitewash their narrative, and a bunch of idiots believing it, despite how flimsy their super convenient evidence is.

Jesus fuck, this is what Disney did to people’s minds. You’ll believe anything, as long as it ends with “…and they all lived happy ever after.”

“Stay the fuck away from the brown acid…!”

“So anyway, we all just started blastin’.”

Imagine the uproar if this guy gets away on a technicality… it would be a national celebration, lol.

The serial rapist Cosby was released due to a technicality, so…

Ryan started the fire.

YOU’RE just a bunch of shapes and colors!