No, but I probably should. I let him enjoy his Saturdays morning cartoons on the floor in my mind with his favorite cereal. I don’t have the heart to tell him that pajamas and Saturday morning cartoons may be the Pinnacle moment in life.

Millburn Pennybags or Uncle Pennybags gave you $200 every time you passed go.

Well, what’s even worse is the phrase “ The Land of the Free” isn’t free… it’s trademarked by a tofu or soy company. Go capitalism.

A spoon of Nutella in my coffee.

“When I was a kid, my mom told me THAT was my special purpose”