I’m sorry you feel that way. I’m afraid I disagree, but I respect your opinion.

Well, I’m both employed and happily married, but you can bet if my boss or my wife told me I needed to use deodorant, I wouldn’t argue with them. C’mon, man.

Your parent keep bringing it up because your smell is offensive. They’re trying to help you learn the things that will help you get a job, or have friends, or go on dates. In short, they’re being a parent. Help them help you.

Because when a mommy commie loves a daddy commie VEEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYY much, a miracle happens!