Just like Mattel, I’m looking for branding opportunities
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Just like Mattel, I’m looking for branding opportunities
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I’m thinking of branded sandwiches and chewing gums to begin with
Those nipples can erase any sorrow (at least they look superpowered)
How dangerous can you be on a Monday morning?
Which album is this the cover for?
You look more dangerous than a 6% housing interest rate
That look like a tiny apartment in San Francisco
Iressistible
Which one will play boardgames with me?
I want to talk to you about my favourite pizza toppings for hours on end….
Which breakfast cereal do you like best?
No I really want to know
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And an architect who likes railroads
Now do a George Costanza pose!
I like the Cindy Crawford mole!
And that’s what will make it slightly X-rated
Because your review will be interspersed with all sorts of curses and comments
I meant something along the lines of reviewing the different breakfast cereal options
How about something truly X-rated though?
Look forward to it
Which Pokémon do you like best?