Butts. Doctor Butts, A.S.S.
Given your track record, you should make an account on Hexbear next
Thanks for reminding me about this movie. Been meaning to watch this for a while.
Recently… Deadlock
Aw yeah bring on the downvotes
I hear personal massagers are also good for kinks
Lol it was a lot for me. Lasted me 2 years.
When I bought 3 ounces of weed during the pandemic
There’s so much room for activities
Follow up question: if he was a zombie, would you marry him?
S-cup boobies, yeah
Thanks for letting us know it was the writer, nobody would’ve known who that guy was if you hadn’t said.
He was temporarily removed from his criminal cases while he undergoes training. Technically yes, he was “removed from the bench” but that is misleading as it makes it seem like he was fired, which he was not.
I like using Imgur because it offloads the bandwidth to them rather than making instances host it.
One of the buttons might have been the “evacuate bowl onto floor” option. Aren’t all toilets like this? Flushing was a fun adrenaline-fueled adventure the first time before I knew which button was which.
What an imbecile. Mercury is a planet. It is too large to be hidden anywhere on a chess board
Dollar Trre
Is Dollar Trre the Dollar Tree version of Dollar Tree?
Yeah man, it’s the Synchronized Naval Warfare Exercises. They went with a classic selection, The Blue Danube. Brought a tear to my eye watching those carriers and battleships dancing on the water like that.
I’ll never understand how “woke” became the word they fixated on to use as an insult. So the opposite is being asleep? Slept? Like, you don’t want to be awake and aware?
It’s like walking around with a tattoo on your forehead that says “I’M A FUCKING IDIOT”
Oppai Succubus Academy exists. So where the fuck are all of my Oppai Succubus Academy clones?