That’s a country song if I ever heard one. “Is my dick too long for this skirt?”
That’s a country song if I ever heard one. “Is my dick too long for this skirt?”
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?
I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?
“This machine just called me an asshole.”
Obviously! To keep the knob’s thoughts from being read.
Is it at least scenic? Driving to El paso is so boring! If you don’t have satellite radio, or music downloaded on your phone, the radio takes a shit half way through.
Dear son,
Noice.
Love, dad
I this what you want?
I’d just wish they would bring back the rueben sandwich.
I went through to the trouble of translating that, and it was worth it.
If I had five dicks, I’d sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "
Or the machines. Those things get gross and I doubt anyone cleans them on a regular basis.
“ tilt the head, to ensure the air way is open. Before we get to compressions, it’s a good time to remind you that this CPR video is sponsored by RAID: shadow legends…“
Can one compost old weed? Turn it into weed mulch? Could someone buy it wholesale and make something else? This feels like a problem a little R and D could solve.
Motherfucker is going to have the worse day after he eats my food.
What a terrible day to have eyes…