Trump invented crypto?
Trump invented crypto?
Ok, but why do I smell hippos??
They will now be known as Doctors With One Border
Democrats are saying things about me that cause republicans to shoot at me!
Eh, they had a good run 🤷♂️
You know shit is serious when world leaders start slamming things
So I do still swear and curse…
But now I do it literally.
“Yeah, our quarterback sucks and we haven’t won a game in 3 seasons, but they’re my team and I love them”
That’s it. That’s as deep as it gets with magats.
You cheer your team and you boo your enemies. You don’t need to know why.
Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.
Oh damn!
They slammed it?? Fuuuuuuck. 🤯
What, we have to pay for extra security because this guy is bad at math?
Nobody had a faster robot?
[Jadzia Dax intensifies]
AFAIK even gay guys love boobs. I’m pretty sure everyone loves boobs
Maybe a little freedom as a treat?
If you don’t understand socialism, sure.
Finally.
An appropriate opportunity for a headline writer to use the word ‘slammed’ and they went with ‘hit?’
JFC